fixed localization text-wrap bug (nice try, Jeff)

locking repo for final launch deploy!!!

fixed polling ping-time bug in matching players across regions that might have caused small delays before game launches. There might have been a hiccup on launch day if we hadn't caught that… good job, QA

finally the work we've been doing for the last three years is gonna pay off!

relocking repo for final, final, final deploy

come at me, bros!!

emergency fix to address "Unable to Join" error

more error checking added to "Region Unavailable" crashes

another fix for "Unable to Join" error seen by players in Pacific time zone due to a floating-point error reporting that the game doesn't actually unlock for 277 years (Jeff, I am looking at you very sternly right now)

dynamically switch a region's hosted server if the ping is too long

set available servers to the actual number of servers we have available (whoops, that's mine, haha)

removed rendering of all citizens' pants to decrease server sync load

re-added pants. something about ESRB? whatever

removed rendering trees instead

disable high-level spells that use too many server-side particles (can't believe I just used the phrase "server-side particles"...JEFF!!!!)

boost power of low-level spells to take the place of the spells we just removed

add free spells for players so they aren't mad that we took away the high-level spells

I did something else with spells that I forgot

I would really like to go home

Jeff is a smelly doofus

HEY, did you know that APPARENTLY, to cast a spell in our game you have to query the player authentication database, query the player database, query the spell database, AND query the player action table?

and did you know that if you're a mage, it does all those EVERY TIME you press the attack button?

I am laughing and crying right now

I don't know how to fix this

I'm actually just crying

reduced queue size and added ghost entries to buffer queuing more

I'm not sure that’s a thing. well, it's a thing now

more queues, less syncs, god I don't even know

come make games, they said. lots of fun, they said

I have two degrees in computer science and am imagining the utter shame on my professor's face right now

drifting, I'm just drifting through infinite black space

I just wanted to make something fun that people would enjoy… did I ruin kids' childhoods? like, is this going to be a terrible memory that haunts them for the rest of their lives?

it appears that I am out of whisky

not sure what this commit is