Zynga Crossovers We Hope We'll Never See

You come back to your farm in the morning to find a few of your cows strewn about your red wheat field, drained of blood; 

Your cafe is robbed of cafe points!  A note on the counter promises protection; 

You come to New York, ready to take on any made man, only to find your stamina withered overnight;  

You dig in Treasure Isle only to find a mysterious coffin -- what treasure lies within? *creeeeeeeeeeak*; 

When the guy across the poker table with the bling knuckles loses, he goes out to the lobby, gets his buddies, and comes back all with tommy guns; 

Jack shows up in your frontier town, unusually pale, muttering something about *brains* and carries off your kids. (We always knew he was a bit off... Something about the eyes...)