Why New Master of Orion Is Already Old

Let’s review remake of my favorite game, and the future of space strategies

By MARTIN REZNY

(a repost from my blog, click here to check it out)

In a nutshell — as someone who has spent last ten years playing the previous game in the series, Master of Orion II (no, there was no third one, shush), I must say I have mixed feelings. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll keep playing it, but not without comment. It’s very… Basic. Great entry point into the 4X genre. If you only wish to know whether to buy it or not, I’d say it is worth its price.

It has possibly the highest production values any game of this kind has ever had. It shows especially in its realtime tactical combat (finally), with beautiful 3D models of ships, and in diplomatic dealings with cool alien characters voiced by pretty much the best scifi voice actors you could hope for, from Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker and animated Joker), to Worf, Q, Freddy Krueger…

I’m not complaining, I would agree with Total Biscuit that it is very solid, it has all the essentials executed competently, it captures the essence of the franchise, and whatever shortcomings it might have can be easily patched or added in a DLC. On the other hand, however, it doesn’t bring absolutely anything new. Not fixing what’s not broken is nice, but… Let me explain.

Derivative Doesn’t Even Begin to Cover It

First, a disclaimer — I’m not writing this angry, my hatchet is buried, nice and deep. But I feel someone has to point out what exactly it is that the developers of this game have done. They have decided to avoid creativity and originality with what I can only imagine must have been religious fervor. What in MOO II felt like homage to sci-fi classics, here borders on unapologetic plagiarism.

If you look at race and ship design, it’s like throwing Star Trek and Mass Effect into a blender (and a few other popular things). The new addition, the Terran Khanate, while amusing, couldn’t be more obvious ripoff of what is today the most hip and trendy aspect of Star Trek lore. Conversely, the most original aspect of the original story, the Antarans, is completely gone. And that’s it.

Overall, there is somehow less story and flavor than there was in a DOS game from twenty years ago, which is just baffling. The events are stripped to bare bones, too. I wonder what is preventing all these professional gaming studios from hiring a single writer. But that’s not even the worst part. By far the least original part of the art design in this game is the score, to an insulting level.

Just listen to the beginning of the main menu theme of this Master of Orion:

Isn’t it reminding you of anything? Like a TV show maybe? Maybe this one:

Of course, it is just different enough that no one will get sued over it, but that is only accomplished by switching the style of the soundtrack. In addition to that of Stargate Atlantis, it steals from Star Trek (brass fanfares, between the original and remake styles), Star Wars (especially like the instrumental arrangement in Knights of the Old Republic games), and StarCraft. During the game, I have even heard Outer Limits-like melody. I’m sure I missed some.

It’s extremely on the nose. I can see how that meeting went — google any scifi beginning with “Star-” and make it like that! I mean, I do love all of those things, and their soundtracks, but I loved them because they had unique identity, enriching my life. It’s possible that it is only me noticing this, since I have spent years watching and playing ALL the Star-Things, and I am skilled in classical musical composition, but I seriously don’t think it is acceptable.

It’s actually making me want to turn the music off, even though it’s objectively well made. It also makes me doubly frustrated with the okayishness of this game through the reference to all kinds of great scifi storytelling. It makes me long for a world without oppressive copyright laws. A world where old classics eventually end up in public domain, and we can has Stargate-Trek-Wars-Craft.

Let’s Give It One More Turn

Still, I think it is overall a step in the right direction, even though it is at least five years too late. Or it may be a symptom of a positive trend. The space 4X genre is getting on the map, new people are starting to play it in greater numbers, and I would say that this particular game is the first truly solid one, after the DOS era. What I mean by that is that it is the first with no fatal flaw.

I love this genre, but I seriously cannot play anything other than the MOO games. Over the years, I have tried Sword of the Stars, GalCiv, Sins of a Solar Empire, and Endless Space, and I am aware of the space version of Civilization, and of Stellaris, but in the end, I always had to return to play MOO II. Mainly because all of the other main ones have screwed up combat.

It’s not that I prefer turn based tactical combat so much, I like the realtime one in the new MOO just fine. It’s just that I like a combat that I control. Not some rock-paper-scissors bullshit card game, or a fight that is always won by higher damage per second ratio, or madly spinning fleets one cannot control as if they were flushing themselves down the drain. And it wasn’t always combat.

Out of Ideas? Here, Have Some

It seems to me that the people who make space 4X games either don’t care, don’t have the necessary skills, time, or resources to make them on a technical level, or don’t understand what makes a game like this enjoyable to its players. Or various combinations of these factors. As I already pointed out, I absolutely don’t understand why so many have decied for twenty years that combat is supposed to be uncontrollable, that players only want to skip it.

It’s true that hardcore tactical turn based combat in MOO II can take a lot of time with large fleets, but if you add a button that gives the player the option to skip it, all is well. Only giving an option to essentially skip it, but not to control it, makes the game almost entirely worthless. Most players of this genre don’t want to spend hours building their fleet and customizing ships only to click a button and learn the outcome. Or watch a crappy movie.

Let me give you a brief rundown of what players of space 4X want from this kind of game, and feel free to challenge me if you think any of this is not true:

Well, these would be a good start, anyway. I do have plenty of other ideas and very personal preferences, and for that reason I have been privately developing a game and story system for this kind of game for years. I suppose I should share some of that, eventually. Judging by the lack of ideas behind games like Master of Orion, the creators might even rip me off and I would have something decent to play, at last. Let me know if you’re interested. I tried approaching Czech game developers, but turns out they don’t hire native creatives, only people from abroad. And my indie friends are too stoned.