PS5 edition 'Replastered' all over today's launch schedule.
March 8, 2022
[This unedited press release is made available courtesy of Game Developer and its partnership with notable game PR-related resource Games Press]
Author: Cowcat Games
March 8th, 2022 - Saint Etienne, France
Finally, the most professional amateurish adventure game is available on the newest console...
The PS5™ !
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Big0Z7MQZ6M
Ya gotta be kiddin'! Players ain't buying such a powerful console to play a 2D game that could run on a toaster?
How many platforms are you going to port this s...
It comes with absolutely NO NEW CONTENT!
Argh! That game is 6 years old. Surely you did *something*?
Alright, alright. The game assets have been re-exported to full 4K resolution with fresh, new paint : more vibrant, contrasted colors and better effects! It's almost as if HDR was enabled... except it's all manual work!
It's like putting a cherry on top of a poop cake. What's the point of super high definition? So we can see the badly drawn art even better?!
I've also fixed some minor long-running graphical issues!
So that's like the definitive version!
Definitive edition? That didn't work so well for others...
Tell me at least the price is reduced!
Yep! 9.99 euro/dollars!
Wait. Isn't that the same price?
Surely you don't know inflation! Those 9.99 from 6 years ago were much more expensive than the 9.99 of today!
What a joke.
Hey, that BROK the InvestiGator game aka "future GOTY" requires more time to finish!
And a quick port is good practice to start developing on an (almost) brand new machine.
Do you have any REAL good news?
Good news, owners of a digital PS4™ copy (or the not-so-alive-anymore console PS Vita if crossbuy works somehow) can get this enhanced PS5™ version for 1.99 euro/dollars.
Cheaper than one liter of gas in Paris right now!
So all those trophy hunters will have a splendid day wasting hours to get that fresh new Platinum!
I give up.
About COWCAT
COWCAT is a French indie game company created in 2016 and run by Fabrice Breton, solo developer of adventure game Demetrios on PC, consoles and mobile and the upcoming BROK the InvestiGator beat'em up / adventure game mashup. The company has also ported and published the trilogy of Diabolical Mind games (Xenon Valkyrie+, Riddled Corpses EX and Demon's Tier+) on consoles.
Official site / Press Kit : https://www.brokgame.com
Email : [email protected]
Twitter : https://twitter.com/COWCATGames
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