SBIR Funding: Dreadfully Wonderful

So, you have a brilliant product idea and you think Uncle Sam should fund it. I can't blame you. Compared to VC money, SBIR (Small Business Innovation Research) funding comes with relatively few strings attached. Most importantly: you don't have to give up any equity. So what's the catch? I'm glad you asked! One, the funding rate is low (typically ~15%), and two, the application process will make you cry and beg for mercy. Before applying for an SBIR, steel yourself to write dozens of pages of argumentative text in answer to an extensive list of intimidating questions, buried within a dense application that's riddled with esoteric rules.

"No problem," you say. I'm a good writer and can craft compelling arguments to boot. Congratulations! That's a great start, but you can't just shoot from the hip. Those dozens of pages need to be comprised of clearly written claims that are substantiated by research and other forms of evidence. The first SBIR I wrote took longer than my Master's Thesis, and I had help.

By now you're no doubt teeming with excitement. But wait, there's more! SBIR RFPs are typically released in November and proposals are due in January, so plan to not enjoy your holiday. Option A is to spend your holiday writing your proposal and Option B is to spend your holiday racked with guilt for eschewing Option A in favor of relaxing and spending time with your loved ones. Also, assuming you submit on time (yes, I had a proposal rejected for being five minutes late), your fate will rest in the hands of a review panel (AKA, a collection of human beings) and be subject to all the unwitting biases and blind spots therein. Good proposals will sometimes get rejected and bad proposals funded. Tough potatoes.

But you, dear reader, having ventured this far, are clearly indefatigable...or a masochist. Either way, I like the cut of your jib, sir/madam! After all, the hurdles described above aren't accidental. They're the mechanisms that separate the wheat from the chaff, as it were. People often refer to SBIR dollars as "free money,' which is true assuming you don't value your time. Still, the grueling application process is a necessary defense against the masses of startups that flock to no-strings capital as a matter of course.

Alas, I digress. If you're reading this then you're likely a gamer, which means you no doubt expect an award for "beating" the first four paragraphs of this article. Fair enough. The following are pointers that will help you power up your proposal; free advice on how to obtain free money, if you will:

Bottom line: SBIRs are great. Winning them is even better. They offer fledgling companies a chance to acquire sizeable chunks of cash without the perils of venture capital. The up-front time investment is high and the odds of success aren't, but if you're an entrepreneur, that's obviously not going to stop you. Good luck!