The Lament of Aristophanes the Engineer

My code's checked in on intertubes,
The frogs are croaking in their cubes,
The AP wants it yesterday,
The milestone seems so far away.
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If e'er a project needed manning,
Sprints a clearer mode of planning,
Process built a better way --
This is one, but not today.
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My branch is booted, fast rejected,
By the frogs who barely tested,
And the milestone fades away.
Croak! Ye frogs, and croak ye may --
Till management cuts off our pay,
And all our efforts fade away.
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